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Hello there! You can call me Rachel or Eleanor. I really hate talking about myself. This blog is a hot mess, but I'm enjoying myself.

[i might actually fix my theme and such one day but probably not anytime soon]

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

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yeahwriters:

theparadoxymoron:

queerqueerspawn:

What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.

Much dead.

-Shakespeare

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orangepenguino:

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papauera:

lofticri3s:

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED

I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lotsa classics passing through today.

“pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!”

<3 <3 <3 (As a person who has played piano, clarinet, bassoon, percussion, and guitar, I love this so hard. Don’t care if I’ve already reblogged it. It’s happening again.)

i-effed-it-all-up:

there was a time in my life where i was misled into hating kristen stewart and i regret it every day

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tricksterity:

the worst things to ever happen to fashion:

  • fake pockets
  • making every single shirt see through
  • seriously why does it have to be see through
  • what is the freaking point i just have to wear another tank top or cami underneath it
  • it literally defeats the purpose of being a shirt
  • and every single shirt is see through these days this annoys me more than fake pockets and trust me that is an issue

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wrapassassin:

who the fuck is this ‘You’ guy reblogging things exactly the same time as i do. Very sketchy

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  • jace during basically every tmi book: i recognise the council has made a decision but given that it's a stupid ass decision, i've elected to ignore it.